“The Puppy Poem” to Pack Alpha with Wolves by Fred Scott
There’s a Setter in your sweater and a Bulldog in your briefs,
there are Boxers in your boxers and they never wanna leave.
There’s a Shih Tzu whose inhabiting your filthy dungarees,
and when you drop your drawers there’s that nasty Bichon Frise.
How ’bout a Schnauzer in your trousers and those Terriers in your togs?
And the baying staying playing’s from a Chinese Crested Dog.
What with foxes in your soxes and the Shar Peis in your shoes,
and that Collie in your collar so you’re never gonna lose.
Know your duds are filled with Pugs, know there’s Chow Chows in your chaps,
and your sportswear’s full of Shorthairs, and there’s Huskies in your hats,
Akitas in your speedos, Springer Spaniels in your spats,
and an Afghan in your caftan, there can’t be too much of that.
When your neck is on the line and the shit has come to pass,
when you realize you’re hurting and you need to fix it fast,
when you’re waiting for a godsend and you want to make it last,
just reach down low, make a fist, and pull puppies from your ass.
From the Ahrimanes Clan Newsletter September 2005.
This is the latest addition to what is used as an Edge in our local VTES playgroup:
It was mercilessly snatched by an elder Methuselah from an innocent child’s hand after opening a Kinder Surprise (egg).
EBay never ceases to amaze me. But maybe the price for the card is only set that high to draw attention to the other auctions … or a typo?!
Proof that trading cards and water don’t mix well:
See also this smoking hot picture.
Back in 2000 (just after the world avoided the disastrous millennium bug), Mike Ooi revealed in the VtES Usenet Newsgroup (if you remember that, you’re ooold) the lost cards with regards to the already extensive animal life in VtES:
Of course, this doesn’t take into account all the _at cards that never made it to print, such as:
Reaction – Auspex
Inf: Reduce the acting minion’s stealth by one
Sup: Reduce the acting minion’s stealth to zero, and if combat occurs, the acting minion’s eardrums bleed for one damage.
Reaction – Obtenebration
Inf: Only usable by a non-blocking minion if the acting minion has been successfully blocked but before combat occurs. Both minions involved in combat go to torpor.
Sup: As above, and the acting minion’s controller must say, “hey Hey HEY! It’s FAT ALBERT!” or lose 3 pool.
“I should have tried Slim-Fast!!!” – Moncada, at the end of Clan
As you see I’m currently in the VtES silly mode: