Back in 2000 (just after the world avoided the disastrous millennium bug), Mike Ooi revealed in the VtES Usenet Newsgroup (if you remember that, you’re ooold) the lost cards with regards to the already extensive animal life in VtES:
Of course, this doesn’t take into account all the _at cards that never made it to print, such as:
Reaction – Auspex
Inf: Reduce the acting minion’s stealth by one
Sup: Reduce the acting minion’s stealth to zero, and if combat occurs, the acting minion’s eardrums bleed for one damage.
Reaction – Obtenebration
Inf: Only usable by a non-blocking minion if the acting minion has been successfully blocked but before combat occurs. Both minions involved in combat go to torpor.
Sup: As above, and the acting minion’s controller must say, “hey Hey HEY! It’s FAT ALBERT!” or lose 3 pool.
“I should have tried Slim-Fast!!!” – Moncada, at the end of Clan
Combat – Dementation
Inf: Only usable if this minion has a gun. Allows this minion to hold the gun sideways and strike with the gun with First Strike, but only at close range.
Sup: Allows this minion to strike with First Strike as if he had a .44
Magnum (2R) by using his first two fingers.
Unique Master – requires Animalism
Place this on an Army of Rats in play. That Army of Rats will “hit” for three pool instead of one.
Tap all minions with retainers.
“Master, the airline lost you again!” – Renfield
Kit Kat Bar
Combat – Potence
Just like Decapitate, but you break them in half like a…
Lat-ino Pop Star
Master, only playable on Ricki Van Dempsy (Gangrel).
Turns Ricki Van Dempsy into Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin will not contest with
a copy of Ricki Van Dempsy. Ricky Martin suffers from Fame.
Master Out of Turn- 5 pool
Choose a minion in combat. That minion has the equivalent of two Disarms and two DeLeggings. That minion, if ready, cannot act and must be the first minion who attempts to block actions directed against its controller.
“What do you call a Cainite with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door? No wait, did I screw that one up?” – Ozmo
Equipment – 3 pool
The minion with this equipment may burn it to disgust the other players.
Pat’s on the Back
Master Out-of-Turn – Toreador Anti-tribu
Increase the bleed of another Methuselah by X, where X is the number of your
fingers currently in an orifice of your choice.
Master – Unique Location – 4 pool
You have created a new Middle Eastern OPEC nation, which you control. During a Methuselah’s untap phase (except yours), all vehicles must be repaid for or they are burned.
S-A-T ur D-A-Y (night)
Inf: Burn either the Inbase Discotek, the Hungry Coyote, or The Rack.
Sup: As above, at +1 stealth.
Tat for Tits
Equipment – Unique Location – 3 blood
The minion with this location can force an opposing minion in combat to play
Superiors at the inferior. If the opposing minion attempts to play
Inferiors, they can be canceled altogether.
“It’s those damn tassels, they do it everytime!” – Ulugh Beg, the Peeper
Vat o’ Blood
Master – Animalism
Allows you to drench all your currently controlled cards in ketchup while singing “Hungry Like the Wolf”
Wat’s Up, Doc?
Combat – Animalism
Inf: This vampire’s teeth do aggravated damage.
Sup: Strike: Combat Ends. The opposing minion goes to Torpor in your Predator’s Predator’s Torpor Region, also known as Kukamunga. You cannot burn the opposing minion as a result of this combat.
Ally – 3 pool
5 Life 2 Hand Damage -2 Bleed
This is was an AD&D creature who wandered into some WofTC wormhole and ended up in V:TES.
“Where the hell am I? I eat rocks.” – Xat
Master – Malkavian – Only playable in Boston, or when in a game with someone from Boston (i.e. Ben Peal)
First Methuselah to repahk their cah in a puddle wins 6 pool.
Zat’s All, Folks
Reference: VtES Usenet Newsgroup.